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Joke of the Day
"Wanna race? Ok, I got white"
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"So, Facebook is celebrating its 10th birthday. What do you buy for the social media app that makes you hate everyone?"
"[taking FRIENDS quiz] 7. Which character do you most identify with? Ross 8. Which is your least favorite character? Ross"
"The 80's called and they want you to stop saying they called."
"How To Make Lemon Squares: Make the undercookie Then the jigglesauce Pour the jigglesauce on the undercookie and put it in the bakeybox"
"What do you do to a scientist after he dies? You Barium."
"What were the Crocodile Hunters last words? ""You Irwin some you Irlose some"" Then he dieded."
"Me: Anyone else get the feeling their being watched? ... CIA: They're*"
"I used to really enjoy smoking cigarettes... but now it tastes like they simply turn to ash in my mouth."
"Imagine trying to explain Captain America: Civil War to Abraham Lincoln."