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Joke of the Day

"Do you know why donuts have a hole in them? Because the baker made them with love. ^^^^^also ^^^^^why ^^^^^they're ^^^^^glazed"

"Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him!"

"What do you call a black man in space? An Astronaut you racist!"

"I just explained Google to my Granny. ""Pick anything to search for"" I told her. ""What about a nice cream pie?"" She asked. ""Except that."" I replied."

"Which fast food joint is a euphemism for female masturbation? Jack in the box. (Jackin the box)"

"This guy in my office is a little paranoid and it's making it that much harder to poison him."

"Why was the Queen of Horses hated by her subjects? Because she was too ahoof."

"Did you hear about the fire on the Indian reservation? It was intense."

"My friend Opie owns a pizza restaurant. Wanna know why it's so successful? Because Opie delivers."

"WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU MIX A RETARD AND A FUCKHEAD? AN AMERICAN! YOU GET AN AMERICAN!"