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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black man in space? An Astronaut you racist!"
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"How does Harry Potter do web design? Inspecto Elemento"
"The company I worked for was bought out by a billionaire from Spain... We didn't expect the Spanish Acquisition."
"How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb None they'll all beat the room for being black."
"If we've learned one thing from this whole Ray Rice ordeal, it's that... ...you should always take the stairs."
"The only thing standing between you and your dreams is insomnia."
"Sorry neighbor who's choking to death, my cat's resting his little head on my leg. This, like, never happens."
"Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: Wow. Nobody's ever asked me that. Interviewer: Take a minute to th- Me: Arendelle."
"Alligators can grow up to 8 feet! Though most only have 4"
"A guy came to me at the bar the other day and said ""Hey bartender, I don't have much money so give me a cheap shot!"" . . I told him ""your mom is ugly and your breathe stinks"""