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Joke of the Day
"WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU MIX A RETARD AND A FUCKHEAD? AN AMERICAN! YOU GET AN AMERICAN!"
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"Why are neutralization reations illegal? They involve assault."
"THREE LAWS OF SCIENCE: 1. IF IT SMELLS BAD IT'S CHEMISTRY 2. IF ITS MUSHY IT'S BIOLOGY 3.IF IT DOESNT WORK ITS PHYSICS"
"In retrospect, back in my club days I should have recognized there was a reason the beat always sounded like DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE."
"[covered in olive oil, salt, pepper and other herbs and spices] Professor: ""That's just not what I meant when I said ""come prepared""..."""
"If you love someone, let them go. If they come back, it's because no one else wanted them."
"I was more nervous than a whore in church to tell you this But your about as useless as tits on a nun"
"What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand? A PALM TREE!!!"
"What did the hippie say when he was kicked off the couch? Namaste"
"Doctor doctor I'm at death's door! Don't worry Mrs Jenkins. An operation will soon pull you through."