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Joke of the Day
"Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him!"
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"Explain joke what do cows eat? le-moo-ns"
"If you get an Otterbox you *should* drop your phone Just in case"
"The fences at the zoo are to keep the animals safe from Chuck Norris."
"What do a Feminist and a Hockey Player have in common? They both change their pads after three periods."
"Whats the difference between a mosquito and your mom? The mosquite stops sucking when I slap it."
"What's the difference between a picture of Jesus and Jesus himself? You only need one nail to hang a picture of Jesus."
"The most useful lesson I learned from my cat is if somebody puts clothing on you, just freeze and flop over on your side."