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Joke of the Day

"Chicken and a frog found a book The chicken says ""book book book BOOK!'' The frog responds ''Read it Read it Read it!''"

"Why do all black men have nightmares? The one with a dream was shot."

"Can someone please explain this joke? Q. What do you call a bald teddy? A. Fred bear I don't get it."

"You know what's messed up to find at the bottom of a jar of mayonnaise? A condom. haha"

"Real girls have curves. A real girl is just one long, continuous curve. Do not date girl unless she is a parabola."

"What do you call flying jews Smoke"

"Valentine man I knew him, you see, This certain young man, And that is why I saw him and ran. In the plan of the ages This tragedy is That I should be An acquaintance of his."

"Friendly Competition my girlfriend and i often laugh about how competitive we are. but i laugh more :)"

"""Donatello choose ur weapon"" ""I'll take a stick"" ""Really not a sword? Nunchu.."" ""A STICK"" ""Ha I guess u wanna wear purple too?"" ""..."" ""Ugh"""

"How do you kill a circus? Go for the juggler."