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Joke of the Day

"""Donatello choose ur weapon"" ""I'll take a stick"" ""Really not a sword? Nunchu.."" ""A STICK"" ""Ha I guess u wanna wear purple too?"" ""..."" ""Ugh"""

"Why do people point at their wrist when asking for the time? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?"

"i hope people on September 2nd 1885 were flipping out on Back to the Future Part III day"

"Once upon a time (today) I had to help with pre school homework Me: -holds up yellow Me: What color is this? 4: McDonalds The end"

"I've been told I'm not ambitious enough... If only there was an Olympic sport for being a lazy bastard. That bronze medal would be mine."

"Him: I really like your car Me: Thanks! H: What is it? Me: Uh......black?"

"If there was a game show where people have to find a phone charger before their phone dies I would win the million dollars"

"What do Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt have in common? Their greatest hits are on the wall."

"How does a ninja shop for groceries? No one knows."

"It doesn't bother me when people tell me my dick is a joke. But I love it when they can take a joke."