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Joke of the Day
"What do you call flying jews Smoke"
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"There's no 'i' in team... No, but there's a 'u' in cunt!"
"Have you ever heard of the s-shaped well? It's pretty swell. And I would tell you about the d-shaped well, but I'd rather not dwell on it."
"If John has 100 pieces of bacon, and he eats 20, what does John have? Happiness. John has happiness."
"At least Mexicans make good immigrants and don't bomb nobody."
"So this blonde, rabbi, and priest walk in to a bar... ...and the bartender says, ""what is this, some kind of joke?"""
"I brought my girlfriend a fridge for her birthday You should have seen her face light up when she opened it."
"A veteran's son asks him ""Dad, did you get shot in the army?"" The dad replies, ""Nope! But I got shot in the leggy."""
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"Don't tell me I look tired unless you're offering to carry me"