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Joke of the Day

"I love how women always smell good, and can complete you, and are sometimes wrapped in tinfoil. Wait, that's a burrito. I love burritos."

"LIFE HACK tell the hotel you forgot your toothbrush. They don't even check, they just give you a brand new one!!! It's so sweet"

"Santa and Banta Santa: Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson? Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes.."

"What did the man get when he shop lifted a calander? 12 months"

"Whats the difference between Aladdin lamp and women make up - nothing if you rub both you will find a freak"

"Can't you see I'm on an important phone call with a host from QVC?"

"You should never tease a fat girl with a lisp. She's probably thick and tired of it."

"We everyone, I wish a of you ovey people a happy christmas, ive ife to the fu est, and make merry with a your fami ies. crap sorry, noel."

"For computer geeks. Less isn't more, less is more."

"At what point in potty training do you give the child a toy smartphone?"