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Joke of the Day

"For computer geeks. Less isn't more, less is more."

"There's no gangsta way to say ""Oopsie Daisy."" I know that now."

"I have so much Astronomy work it's out of this world."

"Drink to remember. Drink to forget. Tweet while drinking, Wake up with regret."

"Christmas gift Mom walks to her son ""Johnny, what would you like for Christmas - a brother or a sister?"" she asks ""Well, I'd like a sled, but I don't know if your vagina can handle that."" he replies."

"Contrary to popular belief, Stalin was from Georgia, not Russia. Stalin wasn't Russian anywhere."

"What does Elvis say when he gets an infection that standard antibiotics can't treat? MRSA!"

"Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas? Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc."

"My husband got his hand stuck in the dishwasher. So of course I had to fire her."

"""Why are all the good ones either married, gay or the Son of God?"" - Mary Magdalene."