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Joke of the Day

"What did the man get when he shop lifted a calander? 12 months"

"Wakes up grumpy, but most days he just lets her sleep...."

"I submitted ten puns to a pun contest to see which one would win.. No pun in ten did."

"A Jewish boy asks his father if he can borrow $50 The father replies, ""$40 dollars?! What do you need $30 dollars for??"""

"The difference between a greyhound station and a lobster with a boob job? one is a crusty bus station."

"What do Apple and the US economy have in common now? No Jobs"

"Costume Ideas For Halloween, you should dress up as Pavlov. Not everyone will get it, but it should ring a bell."

"Audible be sponsoring so many YouTube channels you could go to ""Audible.com/ "" and type in any word you want and it would give you a free book"

"Before you get all smug about ""science"" ask yourself why no microwave can penetrate the heart of a lasagna."

":* `*twinkle twinkle little star...point me to the nearest bar * `*:. HAPPY FRIDAY!!!!!"