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Joke of the Day
"Can't you see I'm on an important phone call with a host from QVC?"
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"What video game would Adolf Hitler play? Mein Kraft."
"What did the snake priest say to the snake groom after the marriage? You may now ""hiss"" the bride."
"Why did the scarecrow get a promotion He was outstanding in his field"
"Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon? Kermit the frogs middle finger."
"Why don't any American football players wear glasses? Because it is a contact sport!"
"knock knock... ""knock,knock"" ""who is there?"" ""KGB"" ""KGB who?"" (you slap a person across the face)""we ask the questions around here"""
"A fight broke out at the bubble-making contest. It came to blows."
"Burlap pants are coming into fashion, People are just itching to show off the new look."
"A horse walks into a bar... and the bartender says, ""Why the long dick?"""