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Joke of the Day
"You should never tease a fat girl with a lisp. She's probably thick and tired of it."
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"I went in to hospital for an operation... I asked the anaesthetist if I could administer the needle myself, and he said: ""Sure, knock yourself out""."
"What did the llama said to the other llama? Como se llama?"
"Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? He doesn't want anyone to know he's fucking a chicken."
"I'm making a film about emos. I really need to stop saying ""cut!"" at the end of each scene."
"Fifty Shades of Grey was disappointing. All those blindfolds and not a single person swung at a pinata."
"Heard of The Gay Martini? they're pretty strong. You drink just one and you can't see straight."
"Whats it called when you give a dolphin food for it to do a trick? Squid Pro Quo"
"Did you hear about the girl who went fishing with her six male friends? She came home with a red snapper!"
"I deliberately mispronounce 'quinoa' and then adjust the server's tip according to how condescending they are when they correct me."