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Joke of the Day

"Santa and Banta Santa: Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson? Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes.."

"Just got back from the Dollar Store. I bought two cars and a trip to Paris for three bucks."

"Doctor: I'm sorry to say but you have cancer and Alzheimer's. Patient: Well at least I don't have cancer. - Jackie Martling"

"What does a redneck do on Halloween? Pumpkin"

"What's the capital of Greece? Right now about $2.55 AUD."

"I took my kids' screens away so we could spend some quality time together and it turns out they are really terrible to be around"

"You pick up the phone: ""Hello, this is the IRS.."""

"I asked my mom why she forced me to go to to singing lessons as a kid She said singing is a skill I need to a choir."

"hey, so much for global warming -- look at all this snow! and so much for global globalness, look how flat it is out there!"

"When a Black Hole Crosses Your Path Nature abhors a vacuum, but not as much as a cat does."