57179

Joke of the Day

"I think my neighbor is stalking me... as I saw her googling my name on her computer last night.I saw it through my telescope."

"What did the lumberjack say to the trees? Run, Forest, run!"

"Want to play the rape game? ""Nope"" Ah, that's the spirit."

"A mentally ill man shot himself in the head as a suicide attempt. The bullet cured his disorder and he became a straight-A college student."

"Apparently my friends came up with this joke about my penis but nobody will tell me it... They keep telling me it's too long"

"I want to die like my grandfather . ..peaceful . . . ready to go. Not kicking and screaming like the passengers in his car"

"I went in to a pet shop. I said, ""Can I buy a goldfish?"" The guy said, ""Do you want an aquarium?"" I said, ""I don't care what star sign it is."""

"What is an algorithm When the presidential candidate goes to a DiscoTech"

"I don't always say bye... but when I do, it's to Felicia"

"What kind of bears don't have teeth? Gummi bears. ;)"