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Joke of the Day
"My doctor prescribed me viagra and ex-lax today. Now I don't know if I'm coming or going."
Next Joke
"What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like hell, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth."
"Why will the ghost never succeed in life? He's too eeriesponsible!!!!"
"For some reason I'm an extremely secretive person. Don't ask me why"
"The Chinese just announced their iPhone 5 ripoff... ...it's called the iPhoney."
"33, Male, Jerusalem. You?"
"Just moved a book to make room for my phone on the table and in that one action I symbolized everything that's wrong with us."
"My wife is constantly hiding things where they belong."
"Let's claim some underground tunnels and start a new society where staring at our phones isn't considered rude and eye contact is weird."
"Five days of the week, my body is a temple. The other two, it's an amusement park! "