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Joke of the Day
"The Chinese just announced their iPhone 5 ripoff... ...it's called the iPhoney."
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"You must hate it when people make assumptions about you."
"What's the difference between your wife and your work? After 5 years, your work still sucks."
"Me: I love you so much Calories: I love you more"
"A man walks into a bar..... His alcoholism is tearing his family apart."
"Girls are magic... They get wet without water, can bleed without injuries and get boneless things hard!"
"Have you ever listened to someone talk for a while and started to wonder ""who ties your shoelaces for you?"""
"When I was younger MTV actually played videos. That's what the M stands for. Music. Not Maternity, Motherhood or Moron."
"How many Dragon Ball Z episodes does it take to change a lightbulb? ***Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z***"
"Why do German showerheads have 11 holes? Jews only have 10 fingers."