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Joke of the Day

"Just moved a book to make room for my phone on the table and in that one action I symbolized everything that's wrong with us."

"Camo Elephants Q: Why do elephants paint their balls red? A: To hide in cherry trees. Q: What's the loudest noise in the jungle? A: Giraffes eating cherries."

"Less well known than Ernest Hemingway's ""A Farewell to Arms""... is his sequel, ""Oh Hello Arms I Didn't Think I'd See You Again"""

"I'm concerned that little girls are being taught it's okay to eat."

"2 guys walk into a gay bar... and the bartender asks one of them, ""Why the long face?"" The guy answers, ""My eyes are up here."""

"[Fixed] They say when you shave it, it grows back thicker. That explains what happened to those pounds my wife ""shaved off."""

"What do you call a mentally impaired French Man that cant say no? A Oui-Tard"

"So a bar walks into a guy 's asshole and the guy is like ""Fuck ouch dammit my prostate!"""

"Why is the alcoholic law student sad? Because he couldn't pass the bar."

"Dr. Seuss would have CRUSHED it on 8 Mile."