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Joke of the Day

"Just moved a book to make room for my phone on the table and in that one action I symbolized everything that's wrong with us."

"A person's tongue immediately becomes a toothbrush after you mention ""teeth"" in a conversation."

"Trick people into thinking you're a doctor by turning off taps with your elbows"

"What exactly had the ""NOW That's What I Call Music!"" guy been listening to before? Sound FX CDs? Whale noises?"

"Girl told me she worked with special needs students. I asked her ""you workin hard? Or tardly workin?"". She got mad."

"Domestic violence jokes are in bad taste. They hit too close to home."

"What do you call a foreigner who is obsessed with Chinese culture? A zhuologist"

"Why do the French only eat one egg for breakfast? Because it's un oeuf."

"Astrophysicists still struggling to explain the Big Bang Theory: ""It's a corny show! We just don't get it!"" said one astrophysicist."

"How do you pick up a Muslim girl? Piece by piece"