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Joke of the Day

"Paris Hilton is worried ISIS will target her because she's famous. Paris Hilton doesn't realize that ISIS didn't exist in 2004."

"Anti-humor Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks."

"I farted in the Apple store and everyone got pi*sed. Not my fault they don't have Windows."

"The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend, I said to her, ""Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy."" She said, ""Why did you say that twice?"" I said, ""I didn't."""

"Why isn't there a Jared's for boys? Oh wait, there is."

"Family Fight My neighbours' family had a huge fight yesterday. Allegedly it started when their son introduced his girlfriend and granny responded: See what happens when you don't pray?'"

"My girlfriend always gets her way by pretending she's sad. She's an expert in sighcology."

"I one the sandwich."

"Did you hear about the gay Irish couple? Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick."

"Where did the memes make their last stand? The Aylmao."