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Joke of the Day

"Paris Hilton is worried ISIS will target her because she's famous. Paris Hilton doesn't realize that ISIS didn't exist in 2004."

"A big upside to marriage is never having to take time to google shit, your spouse already knows everything."

"So HBO is making a drama about relatives conspiring against eachother to take control of the family pastry company It's going to be called Game of Scones"

"It may be autocorrect, but I'm excited to see how this plays out when I drive my friend to pickup her satan wedding dress."

"Arial walked into a bar. The bartender said ""We don't serve your type here."""

"The swordsman thought he won his fight but in fact His opponent feinted"

"I was just flipping through a pictorial of Betty White on one of those celebrity sites... And I realized it was Lindsey Lohan. True Story."

"All good students of Astrology drop out midway after they learn enough to find out. :)"

"How does Bob Ross masturbate? He beats the devil out of it."

"Why did the blind woman fall into the well? Because she couldn't see that well."