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Joke of the Day
"33, Male, Jerusalem. You?"
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"Two fish are in a tank... the first fish says to the second... ""You man the guns, i'll drive!"""
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"I didn't use to eat babies. I still don't. I just didn't use to as well."
"The acting in Gilmore Girls"
"What do you call a man with just a nose? No body nose man. Hue hue hue."
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"Martin Luther King Jr. Blvd.- the place in any American city where you can be sure to find racial tolerance and understanding."
"I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off."