202224
Joke of the Day
"What did the urban dog say to the other urban dog? Wad up Dawg?"
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"Hitting the gym to release stress it's not nearly effective as hitting the cunt that causes the fucking stress"
"What is it like to eat out an old grandma? Depends."
"[loudly in front of a bunch of ducks] ""OH NO I SEEM TO HAVE BROUGHT TOO MUCH BREAD WITH ME WHATEVER SHALL I DO?"" *ducks try to play it cool*"
"How To Talk To A Woman Wearing Headphones 1. Create a podcast"
"I'm Going to stuff your stocking good.Wink. Wink."
"How did Obama celebrate his reelection? He hosted a Democratic Party."
"My boyfriend said we could only get one cat. So I'm only getting one cat. One pregnant cat."
"We don't have Taco Bell in South Africa because this country's been through too much already."
"[walks up to guys playing basketball] ""mind if I join?"" you any good? Hell yeah I'm good. Toss me the orange sphere"