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"How To Talk To A Woman Wearing Headphones 1. Create a podcast"

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"If you ever want to catch a white person, just set a table outside a restaurant in the summertime."
"Just shook a piece of cellophane off my finger and now I'm exhausted."
"Last time I saw my boyfriend he was getting on a plane to Helsinki. You might say he vanished into Finnair."
"Came up with this lame one... What do you call a posh shop that sells kitchen appliances? Selfridges."
"A stress ball, made of concrete, and to throw at the person who's stressing you out."
"I went to a feminist picnic recently It was terrible. No one cooked or made any sandwiches."
"They finally replaced the old clock It's about time."
"You're supposed to exercise so that you can live longer but if you have to exercise all the time do you really want to live longer?"
"How much does a hipster weigh? An Instagram"