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Joke of the Day

"We don't have Taco Bell in South Africa because this country's been through too much already."

"9: You like Twitter Dad? Me: Yep 9: I'll join and be your friend. M: Cool, extra math is great! 9: It's a math thing? M: yep 9: nevermind"

"What's the difference between a joke and two dicks? Redditors can't take a joke."

"[ during sex ] Can we make a food baby? I'm hungry."

"Me and my horse walked into a bar... The bartender said, ""Why the wrong case?"""

"Stop calling yourself sexy. The only thing you turn on is a microwave."

"Gordon Ramsay screamed at me that I didn't know the first thing about seasoning But I took it with a pinch of sugar"

"What is Pink and lies on the doormat? Whitney Houston's Valentines Day Cards"

"Suicide Bomber Training: ""Pay attention because I'm only going to show you this once..."""

"How many corpses does it take to change a lightbulb? Apparently more than 3, because it's been a week and my basement is still dark."