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Joke of the Day
"What do you call two black men on a videotape? Evidence."
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"What is the worst city to be a cop in? Baltimore, I hear it's backbreaking work."
"Why did they name themselves AC/DC? Because that's the chord progression in all their songs."
"drummer: ""just add er on the end of your instrument"" guy who plays trumpet: ""so im a trumpeter, ok cool"" guy who plays trombone: ""oh no"""
"What do you get when you goose a ghost? You get a lot of sheet."
"I only have two feelings, it's either ""I'm hungry"" or ""I shouldn't have eaten this much"""
"My daughter asked me what ""fap fap fap"" means... I think I should stop commenting on her Facebook pictures."
"Wanna hear a joke about Ebola? You probably won't get it."
"Having a traditional Columbus Day. Headed to a casino to hand out blankets with smallpox on them."
"Two nuns are riding their bikes down a Paris street.. One looks to the other and says ""You know, I've never come this way before."" The second replies, ""Must be the cobblestones."""