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Joke of the Day

"Today's Favorited tweet is tomorrow's Facebook update."

"How do you make an elephant sandwich? First of all you get a very large loaf..."

"Everything is made in China... Except for babies, they are made in vachina."

"Rain drop, drop top... Getting fucked by a fake horse, that's /r/clopclop"

"What do you call a plane with no wings? Fly Curious."

"Who called it ""falling in love"" and not ""assisted suicide""?"

"The next person who says it's not the heat, it's the humidity will learn it's not my fist, it's the impact."

"What do you call a Serbian prostitute? Slobodan Mikokubic"

"Jay Z: Can I get a what what? Teacher: Jay Z, can you or may you? Jay Z: SORRY MAY I GET A WHAT WHAT Teacher: Yes, you may get a what what."

"I built a house for a horse today but he said he wouldn't live in it as it didn't look stable enough."