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Joke of the Day
"Today's Favorited tweet is tomorrow's Facebook update."
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"Which online dating site connects me with single-malt liquor in my area?"
"10yo: When in doubt, albatrout. Me: What the hell is albatrout? That's not real. 10yo: Now you're in doubt! Me: But... 10yo: ALBATROUT"
"Pandora thinking I want to hear a Coldplay song should count as cyberbullying"
"A communist a spy and a chinese walk into a bar He orders a drink."
"What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he got asked to play in a film about classic composers? I'll be Bach."
"it's raining and my gf has been staring at the window for about an hour.. i should probably let her in."
"How do you get rid of pubic lice? Seriously, it is not a joke. I really want to know."
"Little Johnny is sitting in geography class when the teacher asks him, ""Where is Pakistan?"" He replies ""Outside playing with Paki-Dave."""
"Who is the best Native American to have around when you have a cold? The Hanky chief (Yes this is all my own work, I thank you) [No I am not a dad]"