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Joke of the Day
"to keep things interesting in the bedroom, try bringing in a second laptop"
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"Sex Ed should require them to listen to a crying baby for 5 hours, and to watch the same episode of a cartoon over and over again."
"A world without women... A world without women could be a real pain in the ass."
"If you hold the door open for me when I'm more than ten feet away, you aren't doing me a favor. You're making me exercise."
"Grammar is: 1. How we structure our sentences. 2. Grandpa's wife. Some of you will pick number two."
"Look At Me Darling Man Looked His Naked Body In Mirror And Said To The Wife Man: ""Look 70 Kgs Of Pure Dynamite"" Wife Smiled And Reply: ""But Shame On The 5cm Fuse"""
"What do you call a gay midget? Sweet and Low"
"Two widgets walk into a sidebar... where's the menu? ...my wife's joke :)"
"People say Steve Jobs died too soon I think it was a fitting metaphor for Apple's attitude to battery life. -Frankie Boyle"
"Why didn't the white officer shoot the black guy? Just kidding he did"