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Joke of the Day
"What is Fonzi's favorite letter of the alphabet? ""F"", for Fonzi. Duh."
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"Are you looking forward to the Olympics? I am, they're going to be dope."
"*Eats a snack while making a snack*"
"UK: we call them films, after the traditional recording process using photographic film USA: WE CALL THEM MOVIES BECAUSE THEM PHOTOS MOVE"
"Did you hear about the magician who could create things out of thin air? They contacted him to give him a TV show, but once they found out he was a fake, it never materialized."
"I have a sore throat, a sinus headache, a paper cut, and I miss my kitties. No one has suffered as much as I have on a Friday."
"so an athlete tries doping for the first time for not getting caught, he runs slow."
"what do you call a bookstore that's also a bar? tequila mockingbird"
"A man got a fortune cookie without a fortune.... ... well that's unfortunate"
"Dude turned from the ATM and tripped sending about eight 20s flying into my face. I teared up a little. I get strippers, I get it."