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Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone who is sexually attracted to a crocodile? A crocodile!"
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"A redneck looks at a Mexican right in the eye and says, ""how does it feel to marry my ex wife and have my sloppy seconds?"" ""not bad,"" replies Juan,""after 2.5 inches deep she felt brand new"""
"What do you call it when the robot from Futurama gets in a minor car accident while wearing a dress? A gender bender Bender fender bender."
"Jesus loves you may be a wonderful thing to hear in church But it's a terrible thing to hear in a Mexican prison."
"What's one thing you hated as a kid but love as an adult? Molestation."
"How much does a flight to Rio cost? A Brazilian dollars."
"My son found a SEVEN leaf clover on the neighbor's back porch! I don't have the heart to tell him that it's really a marijuana leaf."
"I don't understand why women programmers are mad when male programmers objectify their body.... After all, it is object oriented programming."
"What's the best part about banging twenty two year olds? There's twenty of them."
"Dear Mr. Trump, thank you very much For all of the new gifs and new memes last night at the debate."