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Joke of the Day

"Saw a black guy walking the streets carrying a tv and I thought ""is that one mine""?... ... then I remembered it couldn't be mine because mine was mowing the lawn at the moment."

"Hitler was the original Social Justice Warrior Adolf Hitler is the story of a failed liberal art student who blamed it on ethnicities he deemed privileged."

"How can you tell if someone is a construction worker or a chemist The way they pronounce unionised"

"How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? You pay for the pizza."

"Drug mules carry cannabis up their asses. That shit is dope."

"What did the Amish IT guy say about the computer? It was a bit buggy."

"I'm not making any resolutions this year because I'm still working on the ones from 2003."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?"

"Why don't black people dream? Because we killed the last one that did."

"What do you call an aging chef with an unfaithful wife? A cookold."