202002

Joke of the Day

"White may not be able to say the ""n"" word But they can say words like ""Hi Dad"" and ""Thanks for the warning officer."""

"What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull-dozer."

"Saw a guy with flames tattooed all over his face. I hope someday he finds a girl who has marshmallows tattooed all over hers."

"I just saw someone eat 12 dozen custard donuts It looked like a gross meal"

"Sorry the edible underwear weren't edible anymore by the time you tried to eat them. It was a long drive to your apartment."

"Did you hear about the group Italians joining ISIS? They are calling themselves the Italian ISIS."

"Why did the chicken cross the road?....To get to the idiots house. Knock knock....Who's there.....The Chicken"

"My wife said she wants to be treated like gold on her birthday. Apparently, locking her in the safe wasn't what she had in mind."

"Why are men like cars? Because they always pull out before they check to see if anyone else is cumming."

"i feel like this year's fibonacci conference will be as big as the last two combined!"