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Joke of the Day

"Why did the chicken cross the road?....To get to the idiots house. Knock knock....Who's there.....The Chicken"

"Stepping on a #LEGO sucks. But showing a bunch of kids I know how to use the F word as a noun/verb/adjective in one sentence is good, right?"

"What do you call and Indian funeral? A pool party"

"What's the difference between Jacob Sartorious and Hitler? Hitler knows when to kill himself."

"Hey John, we expend every night together watching the moon and the stars. What we are? We are security guards Peter!"

"An Indian news anchor was fired for referring the chinese President Xi Jinping as ""Eleven"" Jinping."

"When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm? Intermittenly."

"What is Batman's least favorite Sex Act? The Pearl Necklace."

"If you play Stairway to Heaven backwards does it become Highway to Hell?"

"What did the A/C unit say when it suddenly turned on? ""Sorry, I just needed to vent"""