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Joke of the Day

"A black shape emerges from your attic; all you can see are claws. You've made $4000 in 30 minutes working from home, but at what cost?"

"I once knew a guy named Dapeng Nguyen. He was the first Asian-Antarctican."

"If you're in a bar and a newscaster says, ""Police report the killer left a small doll at the scene,"" don't shout, ""It was an action figure!"""

"HER: Wow you look great. ME: Thanks. I use both my eyes."

"What do you call a Jamaican proctologist Pokemon"

"Why did the monks go to the casino? Tibet."

"What does a baker say before he orgasms? I'm going to crumb! ( )"

"I broke my arm playing golf today..."

"How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale? Urinate"

"Andreas Lubitz. Is the first German pilot to record 150 kills in 70 years."