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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the group Italians joining ISIS? They are calling themselves the Italian ISIS."
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"Now I ain't sayin' she's a gold digger... But she did move to California in 1849"
"""I know,, Let's tape a spider to a lobster and scare the crap out of everyone."" God, when He made scorpions"
"Why are housing prices in Toronto falling? Because the market got flooded."
"Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons? (if you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up."
"""You are what you eat"" I chant furiously, shoving another roach in my mouth. Mushroom clouds keep growing in the distance"
"What Roman dictator suffered from Epilepsy? Julius Seizure."
"What did the feminist say in her intro to computer programming course? I hate this class, it keeps objectifying me!"
"I carry a rolled up yoga mat so people think I'm fit but really it's just a great way to hold 2 footlong meatball subs."
"Did you know that yeast cells are incestuous? They're in-bread."