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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the group Italians joining ISIS? They are calling themselves the Italian ISIS."

"What did the Native American do after culinary school? He became a Souix chef."

"What is a caterpillar afraid of? a dogerpillar. Sorry. It was so bad that I had to share it. Fuck you Laffy Taffy."

"How to scare burglars off. First, put pictures on the wall of you with a tiger. Second, put a cat litter box in your hall and sh!t in it."

"Would a transformer buy life insurance or car insurance?"

"I started flossing again recently to remove food from between my teeth I never realized just how much blood I was eating"

"What does a painter do when he gets cold? Puts on another coat."

"Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? Because his wife is dead."

"This girl said she wouldn't have sex with me because she was on her period... I'd say her excuse was spotty at best."

"I saw a car with no wheels the other day They were enTIREly gone"