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Joke of the Day
"i feel like this year's fibonacci conference will be as big as the last two combined!"
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"What's the difference between a circus and a strip club? At the circus you see cunning stunts."
"A man goes into a library and asks for a book on pick-up lines. The librarian replies, ""It's in my house, if you want to come over and collect it."""
"When do you stop at green, and go at red? when eating watermelon"
"I was gonna make a joke about black people... , but it's too dark."
"Q: What do you get when offering a blonde a penny for her thoughts? A: Change."
"What don't elephants forget when they go swimming? Their trunks."
"What did the deaf, blind dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer."
"I was tickling my brothers feet last night, when my mum woke up and asked me to stop. Apparently I should wait until he is born."
"Q:How do you tell the time in Antarctica? A:I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you"