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Joke of the Day

"I wish people would reserve ""awesome"" for truly awe-inspiring things like the grand canyon, moon landing, and this ranch dressing omg"

"Do you guys know the difference between ""girlfriend"" and ""girl friend?"" ... that little empty void in the middle.. Known as the ""friend zone"" .."

"david guetta feat. the person who sings the whole song"

"Good kid joke. Lame adult joke. Knock knock. Who's there? Salad. Salad who? It's the salad! Lettuce in!"

"A lady walks into a bar and orders a double entendre... ...and the bartender gives it to her."

"Don't worry if you had a bad day, remember there are people who have their ex's name tattooed."

"A recent study showed that 93% of the people in Detroit have had shower sex The other 7% have not been to jail."

"Cop: Whatever you say will be held against you. Me: TEDDYBEARS Cop: Aww."

"What do you do if an epileptic falls in your swimming pool? Throw in your laundry."

"Just saw a car with a license plate that says FLSH ME. Ok, douche. What are you, a dead goldfish? Flush yourself."