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Joke of the Day

"Don't worry if you had a bad day, remember there are people who have their ex's name tattooed."

"I love doing laundry... It's the only time you can separate the whites from the coloreds and no one gets offended."

"Trump University is getting a bad rap. My nephew went there and he can poop in a toilet AND say the N-word."

"Two mathematicians were chatting online... 1st mathematician: Gimme 5! 2nd mathematician: 120"

"In what direction do five gay guys walk?"

"Watching cooking shows makes you realize how much forehead sweat is possibly in your food"

"Would bet there's a math equation that can tell how many kids a person has by measuring the amount of Cheerios on the floor of their car ..."

"Sorry kids, Santa isn't real. If he was, he'd be an obese pedophile, felon, and elf slave owner. Seriously though, Merry Christmas."

"Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven's a six offender."

"If I were an old Chinese man I would never say anything, just nod and laugh strategically to freak people out"