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Joke of the Day
"What do you do if an epileptic falls in your swimming pool? Throw in your laundry."
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"I post stuff in the wrong sub-reddits. AMA wait... FUCK"
"Superbowl Champion Minnesota Vikings"
"How many dank memes does it take to change a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, just use the jet fuel instead."
"What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal? Darth Vader."
"What letter should you avoid? The letter A because it makes men mean."
"When your Dad is a math teacher you grow up with jokes like this... Q: Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip? A: To get to the same side!"
"What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce in it's eye? Chicken caesar salad."
"It is so cold... fire hydrants are flagging down dogs to piss on them."
"If you can't win an argument, correct their grammar."