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Joke of the Day
"How does a woman pick up Donald Trump? With a pooper-scooper."
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"Did you know a load of hairy gay Theodore Roosevelt impersonators had a meal in the park today? It was the Teddy Bear's picnic."
"My favorite exercise after a heavy meal is regret."
"Ever wonder why you don't see the energizer bunny anymore? He got arrested for battery."
"What do you call the useless skin around the vagina? The woman"
"A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, ""I slept with a Brazilian...."" The blonde replies, ""Oh my God! You slut! How many is a brazilian?"""
"I heard hookers are now offering the ""Romney"" for $1,000. It includes every position."
"Most of my life consists of trying to keep up with what's not cool so I can be sure to avoid any small talk."
"Facebook should make an option, to block people from tagging me in videos/pictures that have nothing to do with me."
"Why did Richard leave his home this morning? For Harambe."