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"What's in the toilet of the Star Ship enterprise? The captains log"
"Can't believe I was once a child who fought taking naps."
"[at dinner] Wife: This is terrible. Me: Horrible. Waiter: Hey folks, how's your food? (simultaneously) Wife: Amazing! Me: Fantastic!"
"Its and old, old joke... But some how it came to mind last night: ""Apart from that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?"" (Tnx to Jeff Greenfield)"
"What is a sheep with no legs? A Cloud."
"Johnny Depp always looks like he is just as confused by his ""accent"""
"Whats an Italians favourite part of football? Half time, they get to switch sides again"
"Are you bad wifi? Because I see there is no connection here."
"What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss? Flossless compression!"