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Joke of the Day

"Ever wonder why you don't see the energizer bunny anymore? He got arrested for battery."

"You know what channel The Republican debate is on? I don't know man, maybe check Comedy Central?"

"A queen bee is hungry. She calls to a worker bee for some food. The response? ""I'm coming, honey!"""

"I tried to sit through my friend's joke about the void... (xpost from /r/punny/) But it was endless."

"Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning? A: They don't have balls to scratch."

"A man with pica walks into a bar... ...and orders a drink on rocks. Hahahaha! Smart people jokes are the best!"

"What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gifted!"

"Today I saw a bird shit on somebody for no apparent reason at all. Then I thought of you."

"Today and Tomorrow are in bed... Today is smoking a cigarette and looks over at Tomorrow who is sulking and says, ""I'm sorry you never come."""

"Why did the prostitute had a second vagina transplanted on her hip? So she could make money on the side."