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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the useless skin around the vagina? The woman"
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"What shark has the most privilege? A great white!"
"The most positive subreddit award goes to... /r/hiv"
"Me: *cleans kitchen and does laundry Wife: looks like someone is getting lucky Me: 1 hour of uninterrupted Call of Duty? W: Yes Me: WOOHOO!"
"I went to a zoo one time and all they had was a dog. It was a shih tzu."
"How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? Hey wanna go ride bikes?"
"Why wouldn't the skeleton go diving? He didn't have the guts for it."
"""Are you chewing, boy?"" said the teacher ""This is the worst blowjob I've had all day"""
"What do you say to a one legged hitchhiker? Hop in."
"""""Dammit I'm Mad"" is spelled the same way backwards. Think about it."""