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Joke of the Day

"People who are ""just saying"" should try ""just shutting the fuck up."""

"Your mom is so sweet... I don't even need sugar when I'm eating her"

"Failure is not an optionit comes bundled with the software."

"The EU is much like a bad fart. Better out than in."

"I was really upset today but then a friend said ""don't be upset"" so now I'm not upset anymore"

"What did the Red Queen say at the orgy? ""Off with their heads!"""

"Air Asia Accident - java reference So some remains of the Air Asia Airline were found in the Java sea. Guess the pilot didnt C#."

"I can't spell armugedon... But it's not the end of the world."

"Why did the bartender put on a sweater? She thought it was a little drafty."

"You see two puppies. ""Awwwww!"" But they're cannibal puppies! ""Ahhhhhhh!"" One puppy eats the other! ""Ewwwww!"" Then he takes a nap. ""Awwwww!"""