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Joke of the Day
"I was really upset today but then a friend said ""don't be upset"" so now I'm not upset anymore"
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"What do you call a plumb in a frock? A damson in this dress."
"A family walks into a hotel... ... The father goes to the front desk and says ""I hope the porn is disabled."" The guy at the desk replies. ""It's just regular porn you sick fuck"""
"Your momma is so fat, she doesn't argue with anyone because... she's always the bigger person."
"Have you seen the new interview of John Cena? Yeah me neither.........."
"Q: What do you get if you cross a pig with a karate expert? A: A pork chop."
"What do you call a pirate's helicopter? An Eye-patchy helicopter! >>(Apache) . Ill show myself out."
"""Daddy will u tuck me in?:)"" ""Ok"" *tucks him in* ""Daddy sing me a song:)"" ""Ok"" *clears throat* LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES H"
"Easter is a sad day for Lance Armstrong He can never seem to find more than one egg"
"Q: What kind of limes open doors? A: Key limes."