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Joke of the Day
"What did the Red Queen say at the orgy? ""Off with their heads!"""
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"My hair's gone mad today if anyone needs a small furry animal smuggled anywhere."
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"Did ya hear about the woman with five legs? Her knickers fitted her like a glove."
"I'll never forget the first time we met Although, I'll keep trying ."
"The Vatican finally recognizes Palestine... Palestine replied, ""Dude. We've met like six times."""
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