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Joke of the Day

"Air Asia Accident - java reference So some remains of the Air Asia Airline were found in the Java sea. Guess the pilot didnt C#."

"Winter is like the Justin Bieber of seasons... It was kind of cute and exciting when it first started out, now its a bit obnoxious and should probably just stay in Canada."

"Doctor doctor nobody understands me. What do you mean by that?"

"What's the difference between Bigfoot and a Mexican with a beard? Bigfoot is occasionally sighted"

"What's the best thing about doing 23 year olds!? There's 20 of them."

"The power going out for 15 minutes is enough to crush any fantasy I have about surviving a zombie apocalypse."

"Is fapping while high hijacking? Or is it weed whacking?"

"The introduction of Yoga Pants have been found to be the cause of a 0.65 drop in the GPA of Males. I dont have significant data to back this up, But i have some notes from college that show causation."

"Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot them?"

"What's a sheep's favourite band? Ewe 2"