51512
Joke of the Day
"Failure is not an optionit comes bundled with the software."
Next Joke
"My laptop is so dumb. Every time it says ""Your password is incorrect"", I type in: ""incorrect"" and the silly thing still tells me the same thing."
"I started teaching rednecks Spanish Se habla espan ya'll"
"What's the difference between batman and Blackman? Batman can go to the store without robin Edit: glad you'll liked it :-)"
"So a husband asked his wife if it was possible to feel happy and sad at the same time..... She responded that he had the biggest dick out of his brothers."
"Whenever someone says ""let's get weird"" my first thought is ""I'm already there"""
"I know someone that was frozen to absolute zero once. He was 0K."
"[Fixed] What do you get when you put human DNA in a goat? ISIS"
"What do you call a cow who just gave birth? Decalfeinated"
"It Turns out Trump was right about 1 thing... Never send a woman to do a man's job! Bernie 2020!"