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Joke of the Day
"Why do Polish people's names end in 'ski'? Because they can't spell toboggan."
Next Joke
"What do you call a nun in a wheel-chair? Virgin Mobile!"
"My doctor sang this to me at my birthday ""Happy birthday to you. You live in a zoo. You have terminal cancer. Your family'll miss you"""
"Why aren't their Mexican Olympics? Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!"
"Why does duck taste better than turkey? Because turkey is just poultry in comparison."
"What is the plural of manatee? Menatee"
"What happens when you sit on a grape? It gives out a little wine!"
"My kids have strategically placed items in an overflowing garbage can like they're building a Jenga puzzle. Have kids. It's fun."
"This national park is nice but the cell service sucks. I can only enjoy natural beauty if I can tweet ironically about it."
"A set of jumpleads walk into a bar... The bar man says ""I'll serve you but you better not start anything."""