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Joke of the Day
"That grizzly killed the man with its bear hands"
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"What did the baby call the strip club? An all you can eat buffet"
"""sir we don't hire people to be mannequins"" Me:*strikes mannequin pose* ""No, sir we don-"" M:*new pose* [under breath] ""damn this guys good"""
"What do you call an Asian boy with downs? Lo Mein. See you all in hell."
"without nipples....... boobs would be pointless"
"GOP Debate Donald Trump has a big dick. Donald Trump implied that Marco Rubio had a tiny penis Ted Cruz ate a booger THE ARISTOCRATS!!!"
"My son is fashion conscious and likes Disney show tunes. I think we need to have THE TALK. No son of mine is gonna raid my lingerie closet."
"Why don't you see blind people skydiving? Because it scares the fuck out of the guide dogs."
"What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window? ""Looks like rein dear"""
"Was out on the golf course and shot an eagle at Hole 9. Mom doesn't believe me, but wait till she sees the eagle."