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Joke of the Day
"Horrible Breakfast wife: ""do u want your eggs boiled?"" husband: ""no, first boil your milk"""
Next Joke
"I saw a midget in a KKK outfit today I think he is a little racist."
"I'm not afraid of spiders. I'm afraid of people who are afraid of spiders. Please stop screaming and put down the hammer."
"The Grapes of Wrath 2: The Raisins of Revenge"
"I think my intelligence is beyond of an average human I just finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months, and at the back of the box it says 2-4 years"
"i'd be ok with drone strikes if we used them against anyone who thinks mentioning ""bacon"" is funny"
"I asked my wife what to wear to this black tie event. She said ""When in Rome"". So, I'm going as a naked, terrified Christian. With a tie."
"To weigh 50 kilos and say that you're fat, that is so female..."
"Whoops, pizza sauce on my hands. Better wash this off with soap and water. Oh poop on my ass? I'll just use this dry paper and call it good."
"Q: What does Clinton do to lose weight? A: Runs away from the draft."