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Joke of the Day
"yo mama so stupid..she sits on the t.v and watches the couch"
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"I've fathered 200 children..... in one of my reddit comments."
"How come no one liked the Chinese food enthusiast? He was a mega lo meiniac."
"tailor's daughter. Did you hear about the tailor's daughter ? She was so good with a needle and thread she never felt a prick til she was 12 years old."
"I proposed to my Mexican girlfriend but she said... I wasn't the Juan."
"My date asked me if I smoked after sex. I told her ""I dunno, I've never checked."""
"How do you tell a Japanese girl you're breaking up with her ? You drop it on her twice."
"Want to hear the world's best knock knock joke? Okay. You start."
"A few days ago i saw an amazing magician... When he opened his jacket and screamed Allahu Akbar he disappeared along with 30 others."
"Children change a lot of things like now if I get lost in a corn maze I just lay down and take a nap or run toward the guy with a chainsaw."